Cat Haus has officially been unrejected. - The Management

Cat Haus has officially been unrejected. - The Management

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At least Ikea does one thing right.

At least Ikea does one thing right.

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Via dieline. Me thinks Baker has started her own design consultancy. 

Via dieline. Me thinks Baker has started her own design consultancy. 

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If Baker didn’t have walrus-brain, this would be her inner-monologue. Source unknown (and awesome).

If Baker didn’t have walrus-brain, this would be her inner-monologue. 
Source unknown (and awesome).

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4. Cat harness.

Us: Now we can take Baker for fun walks outside, just like a little doggie! Awwww.

Walrus Cat: This is so, so, so wrong. My fat rolls are bursting forth from these straps, and I’m pretty sure they’re cutting off my circulation. And now you actually think I want to follow you on a leash? Instead, I will demonstrate how stupid, inconceivable, and wasteful your little idea was. *Lays motionless on the floor as we pull her around like a toy xylophone, chortling with glee*

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3. Dry shampoo.

Us: What a great solution! Instead of subjecting her to a bath, we can comb in some shampoo!

Walrus Cat: WHAAAAT THE HELLLLLL IS THAAAT?????? Oh my god. Oh my god. *Leaps up with a tentative sniff* I smell like patchouli. I SMELL LIKE F-ING PATCHOULI!!!!! This is going to take days to clean out. *Furious licking* Days. 


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2. Everything but the “wet” in wet food.

Us: A delish treat to reward our good kitteh with from time to time.

Walrus Cat: Do you know what this stuff is? It’s the stuff made from stuff that can’t even be called stuff. But you know what? Because I’m nice, I’ll do my best to carefully eat around it and only lick up the gravy. You can then tend to the dried up crap that will remain stuck to my bowl.

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1. Ikea Cat House (or Haus if your Euro kitteh prefers)
Us: What a svelte addition to our decor, and such a lovely nest to aid in elevated bird-watching!
Walrus Cat: Bastards. Did you forget about my weight “issue”? I can barely squeeze my head into this god-forsaken hole. And don’t think you can lure me up that pile of twigs. Do you really want to see me topple, paws up, with a piece of featherlite furniture 1/100th of my weight? Ikea. Puh.

1. Ikea Cat House (or Haus if your Euro kitteh prefers)

Us: What a svelte addition to our decor, and such a lovely nest to aid in elevated bird-watching!

Walrus Cat: Bastards. Did you forget about my weight “issue”? I can barely squeeze my head into this god-forsaken hole. And don’t think you can lure me up that pile of twigs. Do you really want to see me topple, paws up, with a piece of featherlite furniture 1/100th of my weight? Ikea. Puh.

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